Saturday, January 7, 2012

Do you think cats should have voting rights?

We are in a time of animal liberation and animal rights. I feel that cats should have the vote; that is, if I have one cat, I should get 1.5 votes to vote his interests; if I have two cats, I should get 2 votes, etc. I have 3 cats: my Abyssinian, who is a Muslim, feels there should be Sharia law enforced for those who harm cats or fellow animals; that is, hands should be cut off for hurting a cat; the penalty should be death for those who kill animals. My Burmese, who is a Buddhist, feels that we could lead these evil doers to enlightenment. Mr. Paws, my American mixed, is a Libertarian. Cats should definitely have voting rights.

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